North Korea, Best Korea!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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