you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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