what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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