If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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