Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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