Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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