let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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