We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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