I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
If that was your dad, he is hot
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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