that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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