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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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