Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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