Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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