haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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