i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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