This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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