Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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