Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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