I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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