I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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