It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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