so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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