Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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