On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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