I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day šš#pensacolaproblems
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You told him he ācould park his dick in your garageā.
Well he didnāt. It shouldnāt be this hard to get a penis.
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