Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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