Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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