I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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