bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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