Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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