Jerry, you need to find god
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I had to cum in my sink.
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