Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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