i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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