My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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