Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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