Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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