ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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