Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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