Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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