my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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