return my video game
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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