yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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