Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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