Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just gift wrapped bread.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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