i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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