John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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