and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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