Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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