Christians are straight up FREAKS
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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