I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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