He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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