i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You may now shotgun with the bride
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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