are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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