sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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