I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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