32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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